Going up
The horsey set
UNBELIEVABLY, the hot new shampoo is Mane 'N Tail, as used by Sarah Jessica Parker, right, and other A-list stars. And, yes, it is a horse shampoo.
Rugby shirts
Roger Dubuis FakeTHEY may not be the most flattering garment, but on December 8 they will be the thing to be seen in as we cheer on our Rugby World Cup winners during their victory parade.
Tartan
THINK cute minis and wool tote bags by Burberry, not the horror that is golfing trousers.
Ugg boots
UGG by name but not Ugg by nature.
They may look like peasant boots, but, my word, they keep the chill Ulysse Nardin Replica Watch out.
Going down
Black lace
ONLY ever stylish when used with care, a la Chanel's most recent show.
But the sight of Penny Lancaster, right, in that barely-there dress is still frightening.
Cruel cut
EWAN McGREGOR Chanel Fake is said to be fuming at the removal of his impressive sexual assets for the U.S. release of his new film, Young Adam.
Letters to Santa
THE North Pole will see fewer letters winging its way this year as increasing numbers of children email their wish list to Mr Claus. It's just not the same, is it.
Wedges
THE return of the Seventies wedge shoe is over at last. Burn them now.